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How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?

She said she didn't see him coming

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Why aren't you working?

Me: I didn't see you coming!

What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.

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What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco Bell for lunch

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How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?

She said she didn't see him coming

How did the blind girl accidentally get pregnant?

As careful as she tried to be, she could never have seen him coming

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How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?

She said she didn't see him coming

Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce: