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How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?

She said she didn't see him coming

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What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

Who laughs the last?

The one who you have to explain the joke to.

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Why did the blind girl fall in the well?

She couldn't see that well.

How did the blind girl accidentally get pregnant?

As careful as she tried to be, she could never have seen him coming

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What's the worst STD you can get from a black man?

Pregnancy.

How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?

She said she didn't see him coming