How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?

She said she didn't see him coming

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What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common?

Neither want me coming inside them.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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A user interface is like a joke.

If you have to explain it then it is not that good.

Who laughs the last?

The one who you have to explain the joke to.

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Why did the blind girl fall in the well?

She couldn't see that well.

How did the blind girl accidentally get pregnant?

As careful as she tried to be, she could never have seen him coming

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How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?

She said she didn't see him coming

How are cancer and pregnancy similar?

They can both be fixed with intense radiation therapy.