What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

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Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

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Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord Of The Rings?

He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.

What's white and sticky?

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds. The second coming of the Lord

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Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

Why does the sky cry sometimes?

Because it's blue

How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

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What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

What's white and streaks across the sky at a thousand miles an hour?

The coming of the Lord.