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What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

Lord Jokes More Lord Jokes

What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

What's white and sticky?

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds. The second coming of the Lord

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

What did the curtain rod say to the blinds?

Nice shades. (sorry)

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind...

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died?

S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*

Streak Jokes More Streak Jokes

What's white and streaks across the sky at a thousand miles an hour?

The coming of the Lord.

What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord