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What do you call a Punjabi fellow stuck in the middle of a shark-filled ocean?

Amandeep trouble.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What kind of birds stick together?

Vel-crows

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

How many ants does it takes to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.