What do you call a Punjabi fellow stuck in the middle of a shark-filled ocean?

Amandeep trouble.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now