How would you describe the woman who attacked you?

Describes mother* *Gets a copy of picture* *Gives it to mum as late birthday present*

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a women with 1 leg?

Ilene

Whats the difference between a retard and a woman?

The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What did the feminist say when she saw a guy laughing at her picture on the Internet?

Topical meme.

Why don't blonde's like audio-books?

There aren't any pictures.

Describe Jokes More Describe Jokes

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

How a husband describe his wife?

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

What do you call a hip-hop trio with boosted Attack but hindered Special Attack?

Naughty by Nature

Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

Mum Jokes More Mum Jokes

What's the difference between starlings and swallows?

Your mum doesn't starlings.

What do you call a trapped fly in a frying pan of stir fry?

Your mum

Copy Jokes More Copy Jokes

How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. Plus a portable phone an Internet link and a copy of the "Bluffer's Guide to Changing Lightbulbs."

How was your paper?

Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.