What do you call a trapped fly in a frying pan of stir fry?

Your mum

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What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that

What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

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What does a cat say when its trapped in a box?

Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt

What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

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How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*

What do you call a trapped fly in a frying pan of stir fry?

Your mum

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Why are you crying Ted?

Asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

How would you describe the woman who attacked you?

Describes mother* *Gets a copy of picture* *Gives it to mum as late birthday present*