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What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that

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What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

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How many years of experience do you have?

50 - Really You are 40 years old - I had lots of overtime

Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.

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What's it made of?

An engineering major says "How is it made " An arts major says... "Would you like fries with that "

How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

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Who is a Graduate student's least favorite Greek Hero?

Thesus

What do you want to be when you graduate high school?

No more than 25" from Gary Muledeer

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What's the difference between a Philosophy major and a cashier at KFC?

A job application.

Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.