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What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

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What is long and likes to pry in a hole?

A key.

What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

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Who currently provides your Internet?

He asked. I said, "My next door neighbour."

What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

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What do you tell a slow tomato?

What Ketchup

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

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How do you get a philosopher off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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What are some of your strengths?

Me: Shifting the blame HR: That's a horrible reply Me: No, your question was! HR: Wow, you're good!

What is the question?

Does Wagner begin with a "V"

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How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!