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What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

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How was school?

4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton

Why do the Marines call it Parris island?

Because they like to play with each other's oui oui.

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Why would you ask me for directions?

You just saw me walk into a closed door.

What is she doing?

The pal asks. "Waiting for me to get home."

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Why is PC the mustard race?

Because consoles can't ketchup.

What does Ramen and Ketchup taste like together?

Poverty.

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How do you get a philosopher off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.

What did the philosopher say to his coworker?

Cleanup on the detergent aisle

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What do call an old man that asks questions?

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What is the only correct answer to the question 'Are you ticklish?

I have explosive diarrhea.

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What do you do for a living?

The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"

What did one cookie say to the other cookie?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable