What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

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What does a cat say when he likes something?

It's purrrfect.

Why will you never see a stag on the internet?

They like to stay anony-moose

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What would you say is your biggest flaw?

I step in in people's conversations" "i was asking *him*"

When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

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What do you call a drawing of Ketchup?

Sketchup

Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

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What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..?

Because he Kant drive Immanuel.

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How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

What is not the answer to this question?

Not this.

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Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

What did one cookie say to the other cookie?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable