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How many years of experience do you have?

50 - Really You are 40 years old - I had lots of overtime

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.

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Why was the diamond depressed?

He had been under a lot of pressure lately.

What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?

They both swallow a lot of seamen. Ahh stupid jokes. They never get old.

Overtime Jokes More Overtime Jokes

What's the most forbidden word in retail?

Overtime.

How many years of experience do you have?

50 - Really You are 40 years old - I had lots of overtime

Experience Jokes More Experience Jokes

How many years of experience do you have?

50 - Really You are 40 years old - I had lots of overtime

What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.

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How many years of experience do you have?

50 - Really You are 40 years old - I had lots of overtime

What is it called when someone gives birth to a 40 year old man?

A midwife crisis