How many years of experience do you have?

50 - Really You are 40 years old - I had lots of overtime

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What do you mean, ten?

Ten years Ten months Ten-" "Nine... Eight..."

How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

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How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

Overtime Jokes More Overtime Jokes

What's the most forbidden word in retail?

Overtime.

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

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Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

How many of you guys experienced this?

Damn! I don't have spare keys either.

40 Year Old Jokes More 40 Year Old Jokes

Why couldn't Helen Keller vote?

She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.

Why women mature faster than men?

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.