Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.
By the dandruff on her shoes.
He already told you so.
On his shellphone
Mounting pressure from his friends and family
He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.
Bidet, mate.
A broomerang!
Me: See all those hairs on my chin No. Me: Exactly.
The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was.......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.
Full Marx
A brazillian
