Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.
Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.
Because he's married.
How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning
Punchline
They have a chip on both shoulders.
Check, mate.
The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was.......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.
He experiences culture shock.
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