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Why do so many Australian men experience premature ejeculation?

Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.

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What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late?

Pupil: Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late!

Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

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Which kind?

Friend: "Motivational."

How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

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Why do pro gamers get up at 1:37pm?

Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

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How do Australian bees please the queen bee?

They bee hive

What's an Australian's favorite element?

Gold

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What do you call the underwear of someone experiencing nocturnal emissions?

Dreamcatchers

How many of you guys experienced this?

Damn! I don't have spare keys either.

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What do you call it when Paul scores?

Paulinating.

What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.