How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*

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Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What does the Russian President enjoy having on his fries?

Putine...

What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What is the difference between a black man and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a child.

What is the difference between a Black Guy and an elevator?

One can raise a child

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What does it sound like to shoot yourself in the foot twice?

Pao! Pao!

What fish sounds like a telephone?

Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

Why is it that the asian characters are white and the white characters are yellow?

Sincerely, confused.

Where did the little Asian girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs?

Ear we go!

What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

Fry Pan Jokes More Fry Pan Jokes

Why is Europe like a frying pan?

Because Greece is at the bottom.

What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!