What does the Russian President enjoy having on his fries?

Putine...

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Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

What do you call a Russian, homophobic, golfer?

Vladimir Putting

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What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that

What day do fries hate the most?

Friday

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Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.

Do I enjoy making courthouse puns?

Guilty

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What does the Russian President enjoy having on his fries?

Putine...

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz