Why should you date a Greek woman?

They don't like pulling out.

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Why do tomcats fight?

Because they like raising a stink!

What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

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Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

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How do the greek separate the men from the boys?

With a crow bar.

Where do the Greek X-men sleep when camping?

Mu-tents

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What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

Where do wind gusts go to on dates?

To Chicago