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Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

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Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why are fire trucks always red?

You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?

What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!

Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

Who is the Sith Lord of fear?

Count Spooku

What's a vampire cows worst fear?

Steaks.

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

What does a soviet call someone with good vision?

Glasnots.

Missile Jokes More Missile Jokes

Why did Kim Jong Un Instagram his missile?

It was the only way he could send it.

Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation