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Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

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Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What does Iraq and Bristol Palin have in common?

Both of them are hard to pull out of.

Why don't big trains have little trains?

They pull out on time.

Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

What do you call a fear of deadly snakes?

Common sense.

Why couldn't the Geordie go above the seventh floor in the tower block?

He had a fear of eights

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

Missile Jokes More Missile Jokes

What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is Palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?

What " " -Toes." "Out. Just get out."