What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

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What's the difference between a dog?

One of his legs is the same.

What's the difference between an infinite line and an infinitely large circle?

There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math.

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A change of pace.

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Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

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Knock on the hatch.

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A baby in the oven.

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How many feminists does it take to screw a vegan?

Lightbulb.

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TRIGGER-nometry

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A couple of steps closer to their final destination.

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So they won't step on the fish.

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Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music?

Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.

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Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

Why do they make condoms with ribs?

So you can get traction in the mud.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

How do you say doormat in Spanish?

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