What do you call a Christian who fell down the stairs?

A couple of steps closer to their final destination.

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How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme... pomme pomme..."

Why did the blind women fall into a well?

Someone pushed her

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Why could Neo from the Matrix never be a Christian?

Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity

What do you call a Christian who fell down the stairs?

A couple of steps closer to their final destination.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What do you call someone you want to be stepped on by?

A crush crush

What does a dog do that a man steps in?

Pants

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What do you call a snobby criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con desending..

What do you get when you throw a Canadian down a flight of stairs?

An apology.

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How long does it take for a Homeless man's stomach to be full?

A couple of seconds.

What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish.