April Sale - 20% Off

How long does it take for a Homeless man's stomach to be full?

A couple of seconds.

Previous Random Joke Next
Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

How many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They can't, it'd be much too cramped. How would they even get in there in the first place?

Homeless Jokes More Homeless Jokes

How long does it take for a Homeless man's stomach to be full?

A couple of seconds.

What did the homeless got for Christmas?

Hypothermia.