How long does it take for a Homeless man's stomach to be full?

A couple of seconds.

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How do you trap an elephant?

You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

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How many cats does it take for a woman to qualify as a "crazy cat lady?

None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos.

How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

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What did the homeless got for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head?

Homeless.