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How long does it take for a Homeless man's stomach to be full?

A couple of seconds.

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How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

Who will take the second shot in this pool game?

Find out after the break.

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What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

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How long does it take for a Homeless man's stomach to be full?

A couple of seconds.

What did the homeless got for Christmas?

Hypothermia.