Why do they make condoms with ribs?

So you can get traction in the mud.

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Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

Rib Jokes More Rib Jokes

How do subscribers of r/jokes like their ribs?

Tickled.

How do we know that Adam wasn't a black man?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man!!!

Mud Jokes More Mud Jokes

How do vampire football players get the mud off?

They all get in the bat-tub.

How about a dirty joke?

The new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.