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Why do they make condoms with ribs?

So you can get traction in the mud.

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Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom?

To keep the swelling down.

What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

Rib Jokes More Rib Jokes

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

What does a frog do when it barbecues?

Rib it...duh!

Mud Jokes More Mud Jokes

What happened to be, she, and they......when they were discovered face-down in the mud?

They were PRONOUNS dead

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.