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Why do they make condoms with ribs?

So you can get traction in the mud.

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Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

Rib Jokes More Rib Jokes

How do subscribers of r/jokes like their ribs?

Tickled.

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

Mud Jokes More Mud Jokes

Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

How do vampire football players get the mud off?

They all get in the bat-tub.