Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

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What did the American WWI vet say to the angry German veteran?

Can't we just let Argonne's be Argonne's?

What has 16 legs and speaks german?

Dppelspider

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Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

What do you call a computer programmer that likes to kidnap children?

A PDFile.

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Why did Batman climb the tree?

He was looking for Robin's nest.

What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

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What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

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Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Ze Shade Jokes More Ze Shade Jokes

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

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Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.