What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A trip to Israel.

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What do you get when you cross a baseball with a turkey?

A fowl ball!

What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?

Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

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Why does the US love Israel so much?

Because is a raeli good country

How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

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Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.

Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

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What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.