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What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A trip to Israel.

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What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

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How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

Why does the US love Israel so much?

Because is a raeli good country

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What happens when Niagara trips?

Niagara Falls

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

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What happened when the car took LSD?

It went on a road trip and had an auto body experience!

What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.