What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A trip to Israel.

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What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...?

A Porky-Pine

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What do they call American Liberty in Israel?

A valid target.

Why is the state of Israel like laundry?

Its a part Tide

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What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

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What do Mormonism and LSD have in common?

Dyslexia

What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.