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What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A trip to Israel.

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?

A messy cage.

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

Ah wait, i can't remember the rest

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What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A trip to Israel.

What's the National Vegetable of Israel?

Ariel Sharon

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What do you call the day before a trip to an otolaryngologist?

New Ears Eve

Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

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What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

What do you get when when you mix cocaine and LSD?

Time