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What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A trip to Israel.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad?

A croaksman!

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How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

What's the most popular search engine in Israel?

They surf the Net On Yahoo.

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What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

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What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A trip to Israel.

What do you get when when you mix cocaine and LSD?

Time