How do vampires like their tea?

With a old tampon in it.

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Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What's the worst kind of tea?

Emptea!

What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap!