How do you castrate a redneck?

Kick his sister's jaw in.

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What do you call a redneck with a functioning car?

Lucky

What did the redneck say to his sister?

Oooh yeah, baby!

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Why did Blacula get kicked out of a Yale Halloween party?

The party was for "Wights only."

What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend?

Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ...

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How do you castrate an Amish man?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.