How do you castrate an Amish man?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

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Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

Why do you always fight with your sisters?

6-year-old: Because I always win.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.

Amish Jokes More Amish Jokes

What do you call a group of Amish children?

Amlets.

Why was the Amish girl shunned?

Too Mennonite.

Castrate Jokes More Castrate Jokes

What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.

Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin

Jaw Jokes More Jaw Jokes

What did Jaws call his solo banking firm?

Loan shark.

How's your meal?

I've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table