How's your meal?

I've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table

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Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

Why are math students so skinny?

Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)

What did the redditor do at the restaurant when he was done with his meal?

Tips waitress*

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

Jaw Jokes More Jaw Jokes

How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

What did Jaws call his solo banking firm?

Loan shark.