Why do people who smoke weed take geology?

Because they're STONERS!

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Why kind of cigarettes do Hawaiians smoke?

Mahalo bro lights.

What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted.

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Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs

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How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

Why did the stoner admire himself in the mirror everyday?

Because he has a high opinion of himself

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Why doesn't Rihanna smoke weed anymore?

Because she's taken enough hits.

How is medusa like weed?

She makes people stoned.

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Why do people who smoke weed take geology?

Because they're STONERS!

What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.