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Why did Blacula get kicked out of a Yale Halloween party?

The party was for "Wights only."

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What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

What do you say upon hearing a bad Halloween joke?

Booooooo, Booooooo

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What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

Why did Gigi leave the party angrily?

Because she's Hadid.

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Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "

Yale Jokes More Yale Jokes

Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

What do all Yale and Harvard students have in common?

They got into Yale.

Wight Jokes More Wight Jokes

What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights

Why did Blacula get kicked out of a Yale Halloween party?

The party was for "Wights only."