Why did Blacula get kicked out of a Yale Halloween party?

The party was for "Wights only."

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What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

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Because they like to pump kin.

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Because nobody likes his company!

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A paper jam

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How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head

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Premature emasculation.

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They got into Yale.

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Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

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What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights

Why did Blacula get kicked out of a Yale Halloween party?

The party was for "Wights only."