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Why did Blacula get kicked out of a Yale Halloween party?

The party was for "Wights only."

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

How does NASA organise a party?

They Planet.

What did the older terrorist say to the younger terrorist before he headed out for a party?

Go on, have a blast.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "

Yale Jokes More Yale Jokes

What do a Harvard lawyer and a Yale lawyer have in common?

They both got accepted to Yale.

What do all Yale and Harvard students have in common?

They got into Yale.

Wight Jokes More Wight Jokes

What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights

Why did Blacula get kicked out of a Yale Halloween party?

The party was for "Wights only."