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Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "

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Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.

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What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"

How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."

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Why are there separate book donation boxes for Nigeria, Ghana, AND Zambia outside the bookstore?

Am I supposed to pick my favorite

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

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What do you call a ghost that loves soccer?

Ghoooooooooooooouuull!

How are third party candidates like soccer?

They're only really popular in America once every four years.