Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "

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Why is the pool table green?

If you got your balls kicked around, I think you would be green too.

Why did Blacula get kicked out of a Yale Halloween party?

The party was for "Wights only."

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How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."

What are you taking for it?

Man replies "Pollen"

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Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

Why do you need to take notes during jokes?

Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she keeps running away from the ball