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Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "

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Why was the socialist kicked from his party?

Because he was anti social.

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

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How high are you!?

Demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.

Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

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How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was supposed to be in place last week!

What am I supposed to do with this computer now?

IT: Work M: Who hurt you

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What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates