How do you get a post that's not a joke...

What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

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Why did the train go left?

Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.

How do you keep a bunch of redditors in suspense?

I'll post the punchline later.

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How do you search and identify for feminist jokes in /r/jokes?

They have a "JOKE" disclaimer tag

Whose Line is it Anway and /r/jokes?

On Whose Line is it Anyway, is made up.

How do you get a post that's not a joke into /r/jokes?