How do you get the GOP to support universal healthcare?

Make it for *White* people only.

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Why are hurricanes always named after white people?

Because white people destroy everything.

Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?

White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

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What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.

What did one saggy t*t say to the other saggy t*t?

If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!

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How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

What do you call someone whose filed bankruptcy 4 times and divorced twice?

A GOP Presidential candidate.