How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?

You slap him and he slaps you back!

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How do you understand women?

I really just want to know.

What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

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What do you call slapping hands with (5.5+1)/2?

A high phive!

Why did the midget get slapped?

Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.