Why did the midget get slapped?

Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.

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How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.

How can you tell if a Packers fan is mad at you?

They grit their tooth at you.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

What's the easiest way to get the chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

How does a blacksmith know you farted?

He smelt it

What's slimy, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermits finger.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What did the cannibals do with the midget?

Put another shrimp on the barbie.

What's the difference between a midget and a dwarf?

Little.

Slap Jokes More Slap Jokes

Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born?

Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.

What did the five fingers say to the face?

SLAP!