What did the cannibals do with the midget?

Put another shrimp on the barbie.

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Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

How can you get a cannibal to go away?

Give him the finger.

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?

Flush

Barbie Jokes More Barbie Jokes

Who's there! Barbie! Barbie who?

Barbie Q!

What do you call a line of Barbies?

A. A Barbecue!

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What happens when a midget smokes weed?

He gets medium.

What do call the two midgets who ran an impound lot?

Little Seizers

Shrimp Jokes More Shrimp Jokes

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.