What happens when a midget smokes weed?

He gets medium.

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What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

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What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!

How do they get to smoke their cigarettes?

They throw one cigarette overboard, which make the boat a cigarette lighter.

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What do you call a family in which everyone from grand parents to grand kids smoke weed?

Joint Family.

What do you call weed from Denmark?

Dansk kush.

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What's gotten into you man?

Midget: Sorry, I feel a little Sikh.

What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.