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What do you call weed from Denmark?

Dansk kush.

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Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

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What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

What do you call weed from Denmark?

Dansk kush.