What's the easiest way to get the chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer

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Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What do you call someone who can't take a joke about cancer?

Someone with no sense of tumor.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer!*

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

What do you call gummy semites?

Chews!

What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why was the 45 year old businessman losing his hair?

He has cancer.

What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

Easy Way Jokes More Easy Way Jokes

What's the easiest way to get a virus into ISIS computer systems?

By sending them executables.

Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool

Chew Gum Jokes More Chew Gum Jokes

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

What is big and hard when you put it in your mouth and small and soft when you take it out?

A chewing gum you pervert