Is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god
When the priest doesn't look at you anymore.
Murphy asked Paddy, "What ringtone have you got " Paddy said, "I've never really looked, but probably light brown
What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. And Mrs. Ball!
Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."
Brainwashing.
None. They are all on the outside.
God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.
No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico
Breast implants.
