What, why?

Is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

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What's a homotron?

Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!

What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

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Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Why thank you... are you single?

Girl: No, I am a dentist.

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What do witches put on their hair?

Scare spray!

Why did (do?

Cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.

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What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

What does Clint Eastwood say to God every morning?

Go Ahead Make My Day

Personality Jokes More Personality Jokes

What does an IT guy use for birth control?

His personality.

How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test