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What, why?

Is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What looks like half an apple?

The other half

What do Germans look at on the internet?

Danke memes

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

How a husband describe his wife?

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

How did God get Mary pregnant?

He used the holy immaculate contraception

Personality Jokes More Personality Jokes

How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test

What did the banker use for birth control?

His personality