What did the five fingers say to the face?

SLAP!

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What do me and a mirror have in common?

A.When we see your face we both crack up!

Why does your face look like a donut?

Me 30 minutes into dieting

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What do u call a lesbian with 9in fingers?

Well hung.

How can you get a cannibal to go away?

Give him the finger.

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What did the five fingers say to the face?

SLAP!

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs