Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born?

Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.

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What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.

What did Dr. Evil say when he fell in the rancor pit?

Throw me a frickin bone here.

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What did a black twin called his brother before they're born?

Inmates

What day was Doris Day born?

Doris' day.

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Why didn't the girl cross the street?

She didn't have the balls

What's the most sought after ball in Biopsy Bingo?

B9

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What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two.

What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

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What do you do when your washing machine breaks down?

Give her a slap

What did the five fingers say to the face?

SLAP!