What do you do when your washing machine breaks down?

Give her a slap

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What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

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Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine?

When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.

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Why did the customer slap the cashier?

Because he was checking her out.

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs