How do you make a German shepherd?

Put him in a synagogue.

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What do you call a castrated German?

A Munich

How do you say "bra" in german?

CUZITHODZITFOMFOPIN.

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What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors.

How do you make a German shepherd?

Put him in a synagogue.

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Why was the whittler banned from his synagogue?

Because he made his rabbi a little cross.

How are synagogues like lemons?

They're full of acidic juice.