How do you make a German shepherd?

Put him in a synagogue.

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What happened to the German man's luggage?

It was Lufthansa plane

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors.

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

Synagogue Jokes More Synagogue Jokes

Why was the whittler banned from his synagogue?

Because he made his rabbi a little cross.

How are synagogues like lemons?

They're full of acidic juice.