How do you tell apart a Chinese from a Japanese?

With a Geiger Counter.

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What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

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How do you make the best Americanized Chinese food?

Like Tso.

How do Chinese parents pick a name for their child?

Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.

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What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot?

SUPPLIES!!!

What do you call an alcohol free Japanese city?

Nadasaki