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How is this possible?

Shannon died in a car accident.

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What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

What do lawyers do after they die?

They lie still.

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Where do most Mustangs get into car accidents at?

Leaving Mustang meets.

What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.