How is this possible?

Shannon died in a car accident.

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Where did Robin Williams go after he died?

To the Mork.

How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.

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What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.