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How is this possible?

Shannon died in a car accident.

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Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-bachs.

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-Nile.

Car Accident Jokes More Car Accident Jokes

Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car

What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.