How many black people does it take to shingle a roof?

One....but you gotta slice him reeeeeaaaalllllll thinnnnnnnnnnnnn.....

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Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Where do most black people work?

In jail

Why does Beyonce sing "To the left, to the left?

Because black people have no rights

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

How are a roof and quantum physics the same?

They both go over your head.

How Many Hispanics Does It Take To Hold Up A Roof?

Just Juan....

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets?

For identification.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

It depends on how thinly you slice them.