Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets?

For identification.

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Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets?

For identification.

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What's the difference between Beyonce and a shopping bag?

A shopping bag can carry a child.

Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

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What do you call food between two slices of bread?

A sandwich

How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?

A. Three if you slice them very thinly.

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Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

What do you get when you fart on your wallet?

Gas money

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Why does it say TRD on that Toyota truck?

Because it's a turd!

Whats the difference between you and a bucket of turds?

The bucket