Whats the difference between you and a bucket of turds?

The bucket

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What's the difference between oooo and aaaa?

About 3 inches

What's the difference between a doctor and a chair salesman?

The chair salesman gives YOU a stool sample.

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Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stpehen hawking after a house fire.

Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

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How does a south central chicken cross the road?

In a bucket

What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!

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Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets?

For identification.

What do women and turds have in common?

The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.