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Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

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When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

You don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

What did the Headless Horseman ask his colleague at Bad Guys Inc.?

What do I have to do to get ahead around here?

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What do you call someone from Zimbabwe holding a bottle cap in their hand?

A trillionaire.

What hand do you wipe with?

Left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

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Why did the Tinman not go to the ball?

His heart wasn't in it.

What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart

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Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

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What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.

Why is marriage like thin toilet paper?

Because you end up with a ring on your finger.

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What did the policeman say when the Arabic man escaped from jail?

GOTTA CATCH JAMAL

Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

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What did the policeman say when the Arabic man escaped from jail?

GOTTA CATCH JAMAL

Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart