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Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

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How do you make a motherboard?

I asked him. He said, "Tell her about my job."

What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped.

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Why isn't my hand 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot

Why doesn't Jesus like M&M's?

Because they fall through his hands.

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How do you know if someone truly loves fast food?

It has a special place in their hearts

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

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What do you call someone that steals shoes?

A sneaker.

What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen?

Carlos.

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What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.

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What do you call a cowshed in Arabic?

A Mubarak

How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

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What did the policeman say when the Arabic man escaped from jail?

GOTTA CATCH JAMAL

Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart