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What's the difference between Beyonce and a shopping bag?

A shopping bag can carry a child.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between UFOs and an honest politician?

It is possible that UFOs exist.

What's the difference between God and a Welder?

God doesn't think he's a Welder.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you call a child who shoots with twigs at a PTSD victim?

TWIGERING

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

Beyonce Jokes More Beyonce Jokes

How will future generations contact Beyonce's ghost?

They'll hold a Beyonceance.

What do you call a heavy punch from Beyonce?

A Sasha Fierce!