What's the difference between Beyonce and a shopping bag?

A shopping bag can carry a child.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between an Irish drinking song and a Country drinking song?

You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.

Whats the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can lick a plate dry

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Where do children learn their ABC's?

At LMN-tary school!

What's the difference between children and Isis?

Drones can't tell either

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why do they allow people in wheelchairs to bring carry-ons onto a plane?

Aren't they themselves a carry-on?

Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

Beyonce Jokes More Beyonce Jokes

Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce after they got engaged?

Fiancee.