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What's the difference between Beyonce and a shopping bag?

A shopping bag can carry a child.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby?

20 minutes, thermostat 8.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.

How many children does Jamal have?

Show your work.

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Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

Beyonce Jokes More Beyonce Jokes

What's the difference between Beyonce and a shopping bag?

A shopping bag can carry a child.

What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.