How Many Hispanics Does It Take To Hold Up A Roof?

Just Juan....

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

What do you mean I've had enough to drink?

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.

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How does a neckbeard neurologist address a Hispanic midwife who can't quit her job?

M'doula obligada.

What do you call a hispanic man who spilled his nachos?

A messycan

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What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

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How do Mexicans line up?

Juan by Juan

What did one Mexican say to the other Mexican?

It's four-twenty Juan!