How many lazy people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Count for yourself...

How many mice does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

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How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

How many alternative school kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but they get extra credits for it

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How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

What's the difference between democracy and feudalism?

Q: What's the difference between democracy and feudalism A: In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism, your Count votes.

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What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats

What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats.