How many Protestants does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They live in eternal darkness.

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How many mathematician does it take to change a lightbulb?

Pi

How many mens' rights activists does out take to change a lightbulb?

Well, not all of them.

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How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.

How many egocentrics does it take to change a light-bulb?

Me, and only me!

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How do Protestants like their orange juice?

Without Pope

How do you unite both the Catholics and Protestants in Ireland?

By sending in millions of Muslims