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How's it like living in a totalitarian regime?

Can't complain.

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What's the best part about living in Flint, Michigan?

Leaded gasoline is pretty cheep!

Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

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How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.

Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team?

The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot...