How's it like living in a totalitarian regime?

Can't complain.

Previous Random Joke Next

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.

What do you call Abby who lives in the city?

Downtown Abby

Complain Jokes More Complain Jokes

How dare you complain about your life?

Someone's mom is Snooki.

How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.